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According to film-releases.com, the movie going public will be blessed with a second installment of the Beverly Hills Ninja franchise. Even better news is that David Hasselhoff will star in this awesomely titled (sequel/prequel?) movie “Tokyo Jones: The Legend of the Dancing Ninja”.

Here’s the synopsis we found online: Caucasian but raised by an Asian family after a mix-up at sea when he was a baby, Ikki grows up knowing that he’s different from those around him, but also quite confident he is a ninja and not just any ninja, but the legendary Dancing Ninja. Ikki gets to prove himself when his beloved Sensei is murdered and Ikki goes to Hollywood to track down his killer, the evil action movie superstar Ansel LaDouche. 

WTF?

I’m not sure what to think, but I’ll see it considering David Hasselhoff’s last performance where he drunkenly takes down a cheeseburger. That being said, I highly doubt “Ikki, the Dancing Ninja” will even come close to “Haru of the Taka Gura Dojo”.

We miss you Chris!